Dear Everyone...

you guys should comment on my posts. it would be so fun!!

look how good i am at posting! i guess there's really not to much to catch up on considering it's only been a couple days and the only real thing that's happened is that i just fell into a little pit of depression. I'm blaming it on 1) coming out of work last night and realizing that my bike had been stolen 2) the santa fe postal service which refuses to work and 3) the holidays. last night i was just BUMMING and it sucked. i felt SO SORRY for myself but i really felt like i deserved all the self-pity i was getting so i was trapped drowning in my tears. i knew i just needed one or more of the following: internet, booze, a car, friendship, morning to come but those all seemd like very far away possibilities.

this girl i work with named jess called me and said she would come pick me up and take me to this dinner party that stephanie (manager from work ) was throwing at this house where she was house-sitting and i managed to raly and go to that whcih was a good move. it was chill and i ate turkey lasagna, drank red wine and made fun of christina (another manager from work) who was HAMMERED. literally, this is what happened:

[everyone is having a very serious converstion/debate about whether it is a moral obligation to spay/neuter your dog or if it is cruel and inhumane to rob puppies of their manhood. this is brought on by the fact that this girl Misha and her boyfriend just got a little black Chiuawa from the pound earlier that day]
Christina: FUCK THAT SLUT. SHE'S A STUPID WORE! [completely slurring her words, making no sense, spewing belligerent nonsense, everyone's ignoring her]
Rod [huge black body-builder]: Leave it's balls alone, man!
Jess [taking all of this WAYYYYY to seriously]: I am not going to let my Siberian Husky roam around impregnating other dogs, its just not morally responsible.
Christina: WHO CARES? WHAT IS THIS? IS STUPID. Here's the thing, you guys. None of that matters. JUST FUCK THAT SLUT. stupid whores.

et cetera, et cetera, until it was too much. i dont know if i can even do it justice. but holy shit i was on the floor in hysterics. sometimes there's nothing funnier than people speaking nonsense in the most heated way imaginable. haaaa.

i talked to my aunt today and it turns out that i just have to pay this premium and then i have access to amenity's car for 6 months. this is VERY awesome. now i just need to write a check, wait for the paperwork to go through and go pick up the wheels. then i can buy toilet paper and go to albuquerque and feel human. yee haw. one thing i am a little worried about is no having to chauffeur Dee and Annie around but i suppose this will be a good opportunity for me to put up some boundaries and stand up for myself, because seriously, i want to do things by myself and i dont want to get drunk and be stupid all the time.

ok im at this coffee shop that is closing. so i'm out 4 now but stay classy.



p.s. don't forget to comment!